Aug
31
OK, so maybe this joke is better?
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jacklyn_denise asked:
There was this old man and woman sitting on the front porch on the swing.
The old man gets up and puts his jacket on and the old lady says, “Where are you going?”
The old man replies, “To the Dr.”
The old lady says, “well, what are you going to the Dr. for.”
“To get some viagra” says the old man.
The old lady sits there for a minute and thinks about it. Then she gets up and puts her jacket on.
The old man asks “where are you going?”
The old lady replies,”Im going to the Dr.”
“why?” says the old man
“Well” she replies, “if you are going to start using that old thing, i am going to get a tetanus shot”
Tags: viagraThere was this old man and woman sitting on the front porch on the swing.
The old man gets up and puts his jacket on and the old lady says, “Where are you going?”
The old man replies, “To the Dr.”
The old lady says, “well, what are you going to the Dr. for.”
“To get some viagra” says the old man.
The old lady sits there for a minute and thinks about it. Then she gets up and puts her jacket on.
The old man asks “where are you going?”
The old lady replies,”Im going to the Dr.”
“why?” says the old man
“Well” she replies, “if you are going to start using that old thing, i am going to get a tetanus shot”
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Aug
31
Ladies, I plan to marry a lovely lady?
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bluefishbig asked:
She is single, never married, no kids, 46 years old. She is also a virgin. She has never been intimate with a man before and to be honest I have never made love to a virgin, I’m also 46 years old.
Tags: viagraShe is single, never married, no kids, 46 years old. She is also a virgin. She has never been intimate with a man before and to be honest I have never made love to a virgin, I’m also 46 years old.
I know I have to treat her with care, honesty, understanding, and most of all take my time with her.
The thing that I am worried about is she is going to wear me out to make up for lost time. So do I say a pray before, during or after.